Billy Job told he finally sexed his cousin so I had to give him a Country Thunder Clap. Then we rocked dicks to Chesney
by Jimny Cracktit May 25, 2017
A genre of music where people talk about tractor shit and ghetto music, let's go farm with my baby, and drink a beer, everyone hates my music its country but I love
Please turn off that country music garbaduu, it makes my ears bleed, pop and hip hop is better, so please stop dude, I wanna have some good music not country
by Kyle10293 September 14, 2019
Typically referred as a "Poor woman's vibrator" it is usually a Piece of Farm crop or equipment, Typically Corn on the cob for the rough texture or a cucumber/banana if it has not been eaten. Younger rural women prefer it due to the fact that most men are arrogant in that area/undesirable to them. If they have free time on the farm, they will go to a part of the field take a cob and pleasure themselves with it, Then dispose of it when going home or keep it for on the road.
"Due to the lack of desirable men near her and being so far away from the suburbs she went out to the field grabbed a country girls vibrator and went to town"
by The_Criminal66 August 21, 2017
A phrase used to denote that a couple of men, who are both in relationships, are free to act like men and otherwise play and engage in general stupidity.
Taken originally from a skit on the comedy show 'The Kids in the Hall' in which the wives of a pair of married men leave on a short vacation. The two married men are now able to party and generally act foolish, exclaiming, "The wives are gone, we have the whole country to ourselves!" before embarking on an, apparently, nationwide party.
Currently, the term is used on any occasion when a small group of men (not less than two, not more than five) are allowed to generally have a good time because their wives are otherwise engaged.
Note: Often accompanied by an impromptu victory dance, during the saying of, 'Whole country to ourselves!'
Taken originally from a skit on the comedy show 'The Kids in the Hall' in which the wives of a pair of married men leave on a short vacation. The two married men are now able to party and generally act foolish, exclaiming, "The wives are gone, we have the whole country to ourselves!" before embarking on an, apparently, nationwide party.
Currently, the term is used on any occasion when a small group of men (not less than two, not more than five) are allowed to generally have a good time because their wives are otherwise engaged.
Note: Often accompanied by an impromptu victory dance, during the saying of, 'Whole country to ourselves!'
man1: Dude, my wife is going out on girl's night!
man2: I know, -mine is going too!
man1: Looks like-
man1 & man2: -we've got the whole country to ourselves!
man2: I know, -mine is going too!
man1: Looks like-
man1 & man2: -we've got the whole country to ourselves!
by drive-in couch May 29, 2010
The stage of a hangover where any and all attempts at conversation merely result in grunts of "Oooh, Arrr"
by Lullabytiger April 08, 2013
also known as pretentious keto or gated community keto - the belief that only organic, grass fed, non-artificial sweeteners etc. can be eaten on the Keto diet. Like country clubs, there is a economic barrier to entry for most and once you're in, you realize the people are snobs, you should have saved your money, and you miss your poor friends.
You: I'm on the keto diet! Only organic and clean foods for me!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!
by Jed Edwards August 26, 2018
The greatest country music station in Northern California. Centered in Sacramento. Their DJs include DJ Walker, Nikky Thomas, Randy "Bubba" Black, Dave Holmes, Kitty Couger, and Jaimee Lee.
Person 1 : Hey man, that's a great song, is that on a CD?
Person 2 : Hell no dude, It's Kat Country 103.3FM!!!
Person 2 : Hell no dude, It's Kat Country 103.3FM!!!
by RedNeck Cowboy July 20, 2009