kebab nose

When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.

"Bit of a kebab nose over there"

by newdawn23 December 31, 2016

Bit on the nose

- Sus

OR

- Smelly/Stinky

Oh that Edward, he's a bit on the nose

by MollFactoryRacing November 19, 2020

truckers nose

a nose that is so big that you could shove apples up it

that girls truckers nose was so big that you could shove apples up it

by smartperson1234567654321 August 21, 2013

Nose justice

The act of snorting cocaine, often in copious amounts.

Max's party was wild last night, he served up some righteous nose justice!

by James Ambrose Johnson Jr. December 8, 2020

nose kink

If you feel sexual attracted to the feeling of your nostrils opening up when you e.g. sick, you have a nose kink

S: why do you look so sexually attracted

M: I have a nose kink and my nostril just opened up, literally had a nosgasm

by Vorostwinslover1 May 24, 2022

Nose-gasm

The act of performing a snot rocket after snorting a white powder.

I had a nose-gasm at the club tonight.

by Bagosh September 30, 2010

Cummy nose

Much like the dick loogi. When a man ejaculates into the girls throat and instead of going down into her stomach with gravity it back tracks into her nasal cavity and out her nose in a thin trickle much like a bloody nose but only white

Example of a cummy nose
*this occurs while a man is "throat-fucking" a girl*
When the man finally ejaculates into her throat she doesn't turn onto her stomach in time and the cum goes down into her nasal cavity creating a white trickle out her nose (when she finally rolls to her stomach) looking like a white bloody nose.

by EKUL12100 July 28, 2016