midnight nuggets

The red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans nutsack after an extreme session of scratching said nutsack. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.

Man 1: "Hey Todd, any idea why Marks walking funny"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"

by TheBallsOnFire November 29, 2017

Nugget Crime

When you eat all of the Fast Food nuggets, dry, or without using any of the glorious dipping sauces.

"Hit up Wendy's DriveThru last night and was so hungry driving back committed Nugget Crime...hand in bag; finished 'em all. Couldn't wait."

by I'm With LK September 27, 2011

danger nuggets

Loose and separated stools whose sudden urgency cause one to hurry to the restroom to expel them.

Whew, that was a close one! Had some danger nuggets brewing.

by trolololololil October 29, 2012

Peeled the Nugget

If someone is said to have peeled the nugget, this means that they inadvertently peeled off a layer or two of the epidermis while shaving their testicles.

"Why is Brad waddling around like that?"
"Oh, that. Yeah, he peeled the nugget last week."

by AnAverageTeapot May 22, 2019

Drugget Nugget

When a person hasn’t picked up from their guy in a while but wants to smoke a bowl of cannabis really bad, so they thumb through their drugget (roll carpeting) to find bud that has spilled.

Wife: “Hun! We’re out of flower but I wanted to surprise you so I got down on my hands and knees with a flashlight and looked for drugget nuggets!”

Husband: “Great! Stay there while we smoke?”

by HiddenGemma May 23, 2022

Roof Nugget

Is a man who lives in a small town called Perkinsfield who owns a roofing business.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.

Worker 1: Hey you here about the bosses ex wife?
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.

by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017

tooth nugget

A peice of food that gets stuck in your tooth, especially one that is cracked or broken.

Yo bobby, I see you got them gold teeth you been wanting.
Naw G that's just a tooth nugget

by RichieArizona July 9, 2020