sunday morning

a very, very easy girl that gets around.

she's easy like sunday morning

by nittomr2 May 21, 2008

morning glory

a band in the crack rock squad, simaller to choking victim, INDK, Leftover Crack, and the Crack Rock Steady 7......note that these including morning glory are all pretty much the same band with a member change here and there hence the "Crack Rock Squad"

joe: so i hear the crs changed there name again
bill: yeah they were morning glory last year and this year they'll be crack rock steady 7

by joe levy October 21, 2003

Good Morning Vietnam

When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.

Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.

by Timmy Techno September 15, 2010

Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.

She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009

Good morning beautiful

To gently place your balls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, "good morning beautiful!" Traditionally, executed before brunch. For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with the flying squirrel. Risks of this maneuver include, but aren't limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. Avoid this maneuver following a night of Mexican/Indian food.

Like a ninja, Joe good morning beautifuled Kristi and said "Honey, we need to get up and go to brunch".

by MT Newton August 29, 2010

Mornigew

Mormon Jewish Nigger

the worst insult ever!!

nothing else has to be said...

You fucking Mornigew!!

by Agent Hawk April 19, 2006

Morning Head

noun. a Morning Head cap is a device to fix bed hair in seconds. It consists of a thick shower cap with an absorbent material on the inside. You add water, put it on your head and then your hair is wet. You can style your hair as if you just took a shower.

I shower at night and used to wet my hair in the sink before work. My wife gave me morning head for my birthday, so now my mornings are much faster and easier.

by Foxy_Cleopatra November 11, 2013