Moshi Monsters

A really stupid fucking game that kids between 7 and 12 play you take care of a little gay monster and you have to fuck around and feed it and shit.

Sophie had a shitfit because her brother said his friend hacked her Moshi Monsters account.

by TheBigBadBoner April 5, 2010

z monster

To be over fatigued, or drowsy...

I gotta get some sleep,That z monster is kicking my ass!

by Shedevil925 July 26, 2008

Penis Monster

A Monster who chases small children around, grabbing and/or molesting little "weiners." Usually ends with jail time and/or new boyfriend named bubba from cell 19.

"The Penis Monster down the street wants my cock and balls."

by Little bobby February 23, 2005

monster mash

when you poo in the shower and then mash it down the drain with your toes

Every day after P.E. Jill did the monster mash and then wore sandals to math.

by Brown Eyes January 19, 2005

sand monster

when a fat female was skeeted on after sex on the face and then had her face slamed into the sand. she then raises up yelling with sand stuck to her face.

"hey Gleezy! what happened after you left the party with big betty?" said BIG D

Gleezy replys with " i turned her into a sand monster and ran."

by Gleezy December 27, 2007

cookie monster

An addictive furry creature thing with anger management issues and/or a major case of ad/hd.

Thanks to cookie monster, one truly is never too old to watch Sesame Street.

by chumblespuzz August 23, 2005

dick Monster

A small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.

1.) Dang T, Big Mama Rashon is such a dick monster. She's always buyin' you flowers and cards.

2.) Woah, that dick monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while I was fagged.

3.) Damn, did that dick monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?

by J and Bill April 22, 2007