That one friend that’s always the designated driver and takes care of everyone while they’re intoxicated. They often provide the substances as well.
by Spicy nugget September 26, 2020
by [saturn] July 31, 2021
She is a ordinary stuff toy car With Eyes who has a crush to a very handsome boy and so cute na Hindi Siya taga hugas Ng pwet or known as ass wiper and she is the queen or assistant Owner of the Pet Justine
by GJDEMG 1395 August 03, 2023
Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?
I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!
“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”
“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”
“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”
“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!
“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”
“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”
“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”
“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 06, 2023
Mimmu milkaer
ahahahahahh Mommy milkers evil susy balakala sussye sauchty
by sussy akab April 07, 2022
When the kid is asleep, or gone (with grandma and grandma/ sitter) and mommy has time to enjoy the quiet. An O and a couple glasses are always a plus if it happens. Needless to say avoiding "mom, mom, mom,mom, mommy...."
by Whoskidisthis? June 18, 2023