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Mississippi mud jug

Blowing air across a butthole to achieve a musical note.
Imma Mississippi mud jug Starla's asshole like a pan flute player at the mall.
by Ronald sagen May 31, 2025
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Mississippi Hickey

Noun. When you misinterpret lyrics to a song, and accidentally give your cousin a hickey.
Person 1: I don’t practice sand tortillas, or whatever Sublime said.

Person 2: Man, you might as well have Mississippi Hickey-ed that song for how much you butchered that.
by mynoduesp_rex June 8, 2020
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Mississippi fuck pig

This term refers to a type of female commonly found at a Waffle House or dennys these “women” often try to have sex with truckers, Amazon drivers, and even garbage men going in for an early morning bite before the morning trash pickup
by Hankhill69 December 14, 2022
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Mississippi Hunters Bucket

A person who pisses and shits in his hunting buddies gaped anus, then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with said anus.
Dude, last night while I was hunting, I performed a Mississippi Hunters Bucket on Cletus.
by JewSnapper December 29, 2018
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Mississippi Sunrise

When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.
Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise
by lance November 13, 2017
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Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025
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Mississippi But-Fuck

When a female wears an oversized camel hoodie and proceeds to put it over her eyes as a man puts soy sauce and peanut butter on her ass and inserts his shaft into the dirt road.
Wow hunny, that was an amazing Mississippi But-Fuck last night!
by Motorboater300 December 23, 2024
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