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Mississippi Hobo Hustle

When you lick her booty, and then her eyeball immediately after.
Her: "If I get pink eye, I can call out sick, why don't you give me the Mississippi Hobo Hustle?"
by Frankiln Foster Forest September 26, 2019
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Mississippi recline

When a man from Mississippi spends all night spooning with a guy from south of the border in a cargo bay of an E175.
Let’s go get a chicken Alfredo pizza at 7 am with the Mississippi Recline
by Joe Dirt CAWLJ December 2, 2023
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mississippi pine snake

Slang term for a very large penis.
"ted, you'd better stand back I gotta piss. I don't want you getting bitten when the Mississippi Pine Snake comes out.
by Frogmuffin April 22, 2016
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Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.
Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!
by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010
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Mississippi blood hound

Like the Mississippi mud hound except banging McCarthy’s mother in her period vagina smearing it on the pillow and shoving her face in it
I gave your mother a Mississippi blood hound before flipping her over and giving her the Mississippi mud hound
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
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Mississippi State Guard

The Mississippi State Guard is a State Defense Force (SDF) authorized by the Mississippi Constitution filled to the brim with fat cakes, mentally disabled men in their twenties, and Army wannabes that has not been activated since the days of Hurricane Katrina because Biloxi Police Officers found drunk "soldiers" and personal firearms including fully automatic rifles and other weapons at a "special-needs" shelter. Those "soldiers" then left their post after having their weapons confiscated.
“Yeah, he didn’t join the Army—he joined the Mississippi State Guard and now won’t shut up about it on Facebook.”
by guywithhair December 12, 2025
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Mississippi Leg Warmer

A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.
by Yerran October 13, 2016
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