Status Mess

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

by urbangrrrl April 4, 2009

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Messer

Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster

Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect

Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.

J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.

Ste: Think I might get a car instead.

J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!

by JordanRoyalHills December 8, 2016

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Crystal Mess

A tweaker who is extremely strung out;

Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use

"Jesus H, have you seen Bob lately? He hasn't slept in twelve days and his arms are a crystal mess."

by karinova December 24, 2005

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Hot Mess

a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile).

"She got up on stage and tried to sing Beyonce's "Dangerously In Love" but her performance was a hot mess."

"Girl came in to school this morning looking a hot mess, her hair all jacked up and slouchin' in house shoes."

by nikflorida February 26, 2007

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Sext Messaging

IM or texting with sexual content.

Sext messaging:

Chief J: "I'm going to rip into you like a chain saw."

or

D1: "I need you to come over and play doctor. I need a full pelvic exam."

by Pledge J January 4, 2009

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