While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?
A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

The dumbest collaboration 2020 has brought us. If anyone reading this spent 250$ for jean shorts for personal use please rethink your purchase decisions..
by Чоппа September 8, 2020

by nicosoter August 17, 2015

The place where employees will make you want to go to new york just so you can jump off the empire state building. Employees get your order wrong. No icecream. Coffee from the sun. the only good part of mcdonalds are the fries
by jhyutfrdedtcvygbhj October 29, 2021

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

by globe123 May 29, 2021

Something people usually living in small towns do late at night since they have nothing else better to do. They go to their local McDonald's after midnight, harass the employees, loiter for hours, and make a ton of noise.
by IcyHot November 4, 2013
