March 8

March 8th is the day to be yourself. Tell the people you care about that you love them, and hug them a little tighter this day. It is also Maliks Birthday, so if anyone who sees this would like to wish him a happy birthday, it would be greatly appreciated. In 2022 Malik would have been 19, i miss you buddy:)

Hey did you here that march 8th is love a homie day???

by apollo’s love March 6, 2022

March 20

March 20 is the national anal day for couples

John is celebrating March 20 with Karen

by Haloooopphett March 19, 2021

March 30th

Today is the day where you log onto any one of your close friend’s account on any social media.

Just do it, it’s March 30th.

by Coolkat665 March 31, 2021

March 17th

In the vkei community it's the day a popular band named gulu gulu will disband. People are no sad because they liked the band.

Person 1: March 17th
Person 2: *starts sobbing for 3 hours*

by @Ahoymf February 4, 2023

March 29th

National gives your boyfriend head day. If it’s his birthday he shall receive multiple rounds of head or sex as he pleases

Oh no it’s March 29th, he’s going to rock my world.

by Bfhhvdrth January 5, 2021

March 7th

March 7th.. On this day, Spongebob Squarepants sprung out of bed, running over to his calendar and revealing that on this day was the grand opening for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!! Where Mr. Krabs would also assign a new manager!

Spongebob: Today is the big day Gary!
Gary: Meow..
Spongebob: and it’s finally gonna come true!... Today... Sorry about this Calender.
*Spongebob Rips Calender, Revealing March 7th*
Spongebob: Today is the Grand Opening Ceremony for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!

by March 7th May 26, 2021

March 23

The day you grab the ass of anyone born on this day
If you are born on this day let you ass be grabbed by your friends (only the ones allowed) whether you are a girl or boy

It's March 23

Grab his / her butt!!

by Dxnxnx January 16, 2020