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Milkshake

A milkshake is a black person who pretends as if they is white. It's as if they are almost entirely made up of vanilla ice cream, but have just a littleeeeee bit of chocolate syrup that makes them a different color.
Brandon: "I love going to New Kids on the Blocks Concerts!" (as he's dancing and singing)

Me: "Wow, Brandon. You are such a milkshake! You act whiter than me and I'm 100% c-a-u-c-a-s-i-a-n."
by Joey McIntyre March 9, 2011
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strawberry milkshake

A woman with a yeast infection during her period.
Susan recently became a strawberry milkshake.
by Snarfle October 6, 2007
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Milkshake

A fetish sex act where one partner rapidly swirls his penis inside his partner's anus until finally ejaculating, at which point a cup is place beneath the anus and the cum (mixed with butt junk) that is inside is allowed to drip out of it and into the cup.* A straw is then placed in the cup and one or both partners drink from it. It is often used as a humiliation tactic with the man forcing the woman to drink the milkshake or simply throwing it in her face when she turns around to look at it.
*Note: There are varying "flavors" of milkshakes depending on how much ass-gunk is loosened up inside the butt. These range from "Vanilla" (no poop particles, white coloring), to "Milk Chocolate" (light brown coloring), to "Dark Chocolate" (nearly black in color), and finally "Strawberry" (Done when a girl is on her period and doesn't want to take her tampon out to have vaginal sex and instead offers butt sex. To make one you must first make a Vanilla Milkshake and then rip out her tampon and stir it in. Best done as a surprise to the girl).
My girlfriend finally allowed me to put it in her butt so as a token of my appreciation I decided to give her a Dark Chocolate Milkshake.
by twenty-twenty February 15, 2007
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milkshake meaning

The message that a ditzy lactating stripper is trying to convey to her customers with a prop when dancing.
One day she had a red vine and the next time a feather. Years later I'm still trying to figure out the milkshake meaning.
by yes juanito yes August 26, 2016
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Make a milkshake

Slang for having sexual intercourse of any form. Used mainly by teenagers who think that they are clever.
"Hey Natasha, want to come over and make a milkshake?"
by Stallion0913 February 16, 2012
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Miami Milkshake

The act of a female laying on her back while the male stands above her with his feet spread, he swings his body back and forth and begins to sweat onto the female, after about 10 minutes he lets out a sweaty, leaky,oily,nasty, but enjoyable fart on her tits.
Cindy: What's for dinner honey?
Ralph: Shut up bitch or I'll give you a miami milkshake!
by Willie Parker Ace June 6, 2010
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bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.
" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."
by jim February 17, 2004
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