A soccer player who vapes
by Stephslunch December 23, 2016
Get the Matthew koreckimug. by NotSilentCal August 10, 2019
Get the matthew hmug. The best head ever given. The sexiest guy in school who gets all the girls. Not to mention his incredible strength
by The mathe enator September 20, 2017
Get the matthew fellowsmug. by saucedad_69 July 25, 2022
Get the Matthew Bushongmug. a complete asshole who deserves no happiness. he ruins everything for everyone and can never make anyone happy. he uses girls for their body’s and when something goes wrong in the relationship he blames it on you. he makes it seem like nothing is his fault when he’s the bad guy. so basically the worse human alive.
by anonymous123456978 December 15, 2019
Get the matthew cabazamug. A guy that uses girls when he wants to get his dick wet and ignore them otherwise, who pretends he's a 'friend' but goes quiet when he isn't using someone
by care0 September 1, 2017
Get the matthew crowleymug. The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum
"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"
by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016
Get the Muddy Matthewmug.