Sheriff Landon

The best MCSO sheriff yet.

Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”

by Loly pops June 8, 2021

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Dirty Lando

A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.

I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.

by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021

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Mar'landon

The cool guy in your classes who everyone thought was gay but then you guys became best friends and all he does is look stuff up

Mar'landon is so cool

by mar'landonsfriend April 7, 2023

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Corey Lewandowski

News man who make the "whomp whomp"/ " womp womp" meme making fun of a 10 year old girl with down syndrome who was separated from her parents at the boarder by saying the phrase.

Person 1 "Hey man, did you see what Corey Lewandowski did on the news?"
Person 2 "yeah man, that was pretty fucked up ngl"

by thenotholyone May 8, 2024

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mia&landon

Soulmates

Mia and Landon are soulmates

Mia&landon: The definition of the perfect match

by ykwhoitissss May 31, 2024

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“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026

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