by LanceWorship January 10, 2021
Get the Lance mug.Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021
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A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.
Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
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(From experience)
(From experience)
"Ugh..Lance?"
by BiFrog April 11, 2021
Get the Lance mug.A nigga with a fat ass booty. Its thick and juicy. Its like a marshamallow after you microwave it. Make you grip it and not let go. When ge run it jiggle uncontrollably. It look great in jeans.
Lance is right there
You mean that nigga with the fat ass butt
Why he got all that ass
Big booty judy ass nigga
You mean that nigga with the fat ass butt
Why he got all that ass
Big booty judy ass nigga
by Lilgrove April 14, 2021
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A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.
Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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