keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)

Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"

by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025

Keyboard

A piano-like device containing musical instruments and settings that is being played in music

I've been rehearsing my psalms on the keyboard

by Divic January 20, 2026

Keikoable

Adjective, To describe someone you want to throw out of a window

"She looks very keikoable."

by JustNobody05 May 26, 2025

Kekolding

The act of withholding a joke from a friend who wasn't able to hear it whilst still laughing about it within the friend group.

Person 1: Dude, that was hilarious!
Person 2: C'mon guys, what was the joke? Don't leave me hanging here! I hate kekolding.

by Jumpy Jumperson May 26, 2025

keyboard smash

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guy: jkfemvkhjvfehguvrufhvjhefhdvjfvjhhgjvhlvhjgvhrgmrtrvfjhgrvf
guy 2: keyboard smash confirmed

by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025

Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online

Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.

by Craigdildo October 7, 2025