Jon

A pronoun for any object, person, or animal.

Person one: *shows someone something he got*
Person two: "Thats sick where'd you get that Jon?"

by Whift May 24, 2024

uncle jon

A very serious and funny person.

Jerry start acting uncle Jon like!

by GreenDreamPurple101 May 7, 2018

Jon Grammes

When working conditions have reached maximum absurdity and emails are sent to God and country far and beyond that persons level of employment and purchasing power. When someone sends a hate laced email fuled with discontent and rage to get as many reactions as possible so that even the smallest infractions are looked at with a microscope from that point on.

I'm going to pull a Jon Grammes if they don't get hot fixing this fucked up place.

by NurseBriBri October 27, 2022

Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido July 16, 2008

Jon

A semen and maple stripe slurry added to Michigan pancakes.

Alice: whip up some Jon for my pancakes.
Bob: okay, gimme a minute…

by LoveEveryWomanISee January 17, 2024

Jon as

A gay guy from Tiro

Jon as is gay

by kangaa1 November 9, 2017

Jon Jon

Most dangrous jit ever. Never disrespect jon jon.

Jit 1: Jon Jon jus said he would slap me, i'm finna beat his ass.
Jit 2: JON JON, the nigga who got a metal plate in his mouth, Jon Jon
Jit 3; JON JON, the nigga who faught a pitbull with his bare hands and won, Jon Jon

by Not a Lavoris December 7, 2023