End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.
Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
by TaAj88 October 31, 2011
Get the Saturday Morning Hornymug. A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?
B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning
B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning
by eliminat0r October 28, 2010
Get the As Sure As Sunday Morningmug. A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!
Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee
by Desi+Gwen July 18, 2006
Get the morning after pillmug. by uziman55 June 18, 2011
Get the Good morning pissmug. A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.
Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.
by OverAllComa January 13, 2005
Get the monday morning quarterbackmug. A term used to describe a morning where you quickly try to finish up an assignment that is due that day. Hence; "Last Minute Morning".
DUDE! I'm so tired because of procrastinating that project up until the last minute morning. I hope I get a good grade...
by DUD3sweet May 29, 2008
Get the Last Minute Morningmug. (n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.
Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper
by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011
Get the Morning Wood-choppermug.