3-man handshake

When 3 men - or women with penises - all lie down and suck or jerk each-others cocks in a circle-like position. The natural evolution of a 69.

"That party was wild!"
'What happened?'
"We got so high, we ended up giving each-other the 3-man handshake!"
'Bro, that's some crazy shit.'

by SwAgMaStEr69 May 26, 2018

Glen Wilton Handshake

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.

I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.

by Woody Goodpecker March 7, 2021

maple syrup handshake

The act of farting into one another's asses.

"Hey bud, let's maple syrup handshake later!"

by Saigeman March 9, 2022

Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.

"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."

by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025

U of M Handshake

Another term for a prostate exam

Bend over, it's time for a U of M Handshake.

by De Znuts April 24, 2020

Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business

The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.

by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013

Blackpool handshake

Being extremely high on ketamine or cocaine and take a massive sloppy shit in the middle of public

“Ayup that tramp is having a blackpool handshake”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025