Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.

Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.

by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021

Romanian Handshake

The ceremonial handshake of the Romanian culture, where a native steals from the pockets of a visitor. This tradition is quite popular.

The guy who bumped into me on purpose gave me a Romanian Handshake and now I can't find my wallet.

by HungarianHorndog November 22, 2025

Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."

by MD711 December 23, 2021

Boston Handshake

When You Sucker Punch a Man or Woman In the mouth

'hey guy stop runnin ya mug before I give ya a Boston handshake"

by niggajewbag October 29, 2025

Harujuku Handshake

When your friends think you're bluffing, but they end up conceding the pot and their buy-in.

Person 1: don't bother, you're going to lose
Person 2: ok sure I call your bluff
Person 2: oh wow, I just got harujuku handshaked... you are the best poker player I know

by TooAwesomeToThink567 July 20, 2025

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Tongue handshake

When you meet you someone for the first time and make out with them.

Met this girl at a bar and gave her a tongue handshake goodbye

by Tongue handshake April 6, 2021