gift rat

Someone who claims credit for another person's deeds.

When your mom buys you a present for christmas and the card says "from: mom and dad". Your dad is the gift rat

When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.

by atheneum November 2, 2013

glifty

Prone to larceny, light-fingered

Watch her, she's a bit glifty

by donkeyjacket November 15, 2013

Griffin' yourself

The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.

Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!

by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 8, 2014

gift poo

When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run

I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.

by Koi292229 October 24, 2015

Graft Gaff Shag

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

by Jdiddee May 23, 2016

griffin station

Former Group 935 facility on the moon, now radioactive dust where the Moon used to be.

Griffin station was destroyed because of Dr. Groph's lack of proper security measures

by Groph935115 December 13, 2016

griffin stoner

Gay ass motherfucker who will Be a stripper when he grows up

Bro I am Griffin Stoner rn

by Jimbobbydobby November 14, 2017