Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST
"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"
by Blablagurl December 8, 2020

When your friends are gossiping about shit that they don’t even know if it is for real, they just grape for the hell of it
by Mnj85 June 5, 2021

by ilove.youlou June 19, 2022

someone who looks like where's wally, and knows tells you everything about the latest war thunder update.
by sex haver 1000 March 6, 2022

Often used as slang when you don't want to use the word rape. It is common on social media sites such as twitter or tiktok where users are worried about possible censorship were they to actually use the word rape.
by LizardInACan August 14, 2023

by anonymous May 29, 2022

You: My friened Josh has some Graopes (To a lass).
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.
by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea September 9, 2021
