golden sploob

slipping the leg part of a golden(tan) nylon over your cock to the end, and masturbating to completion, and forcing the cum through the nylon, creating a sploob, rather than a glorious spurt.

I'm going to stay home tonight, watch some porn, and make a golden sploob

by Drocke_8921 December 21, 2016

goldendoodle

cross bread of a golden retreiver and a poodle

cute dog

thanks its a goldendoodle

by *!*@*#*$*%*^*&* January 25, 2018

golden shower economics

What happens when trickle down economics doesn't work. A form of economic policy where the poorest body in an economic community becomes politically self depricating in the hopes they will one day become rich with no garrentee, or even counter evidence, that there will be any kind of pay off in the foreseeable future

"Why does Jerry keep voting republican? His family can't survive on anything but food stamps"

"He practices golden shower economics"

by Gun_totting_lib May 25, 2018

golden cheese cookie

golden cheese cookie is the sexiest, most attractive cookie in that cookie game. she is so breedable pls rail me

“bro golden cheese cookie is wet to the core”

by cheesy girl March 12, 2022

TENNESSEE GOLD RUSH

THE ACT OF GOING ASS TO MOUTH ON UR LOVER, THEN UNAWARE AS HE/SHE KISSES U SPITTING A PIECE OF CORN IN UR MOUTH.

COACH SIMMS DID THE TENNESSEE GOLD RUSH ON MRS. CLARK BEFORE THE PEP RALLY.

by DUSTIN WRATHER October 5, 2009

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010

jew gold

Jew gold is a term for the small bag of gold that Jews wear around their neck. The purpose of jew gold is to buy heaven from God on Judgement Day. Jews carry two bags around their necks, one for the jew gold, and a decoy bag filled with rocks.

It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.

Me: Give me your jew gold.
Jew: Fuck you, I need it to buy heaven.

by Trinexx April 17, 2007