Buford Gene

The Buford Gene was discovered in 2007 by Dr. Schlossenger Beaufort in Austria. It is located on chromosomes 6 and 9 between the URA3 and LYS2 loci. The Buford gene has been determined to promote 5-fluoro-orotic acid (FOA) and a-aminoadipic acid (aAA) production. These chemicals are responsible for "awesomeness" in an individual by encouraging comfort in common situations as well as the ability to rise to all occasions. It also inhibits the production of b-galactosidase which is responsible for "lameness" in individuals. This gene has yet to be successfully cloned, as the Buford Gene can only be expressed from the original. The only known methods of obtaining the Buford Gene is through sexual reproduction with a known carrier.

The Buford Gene is responsible for all awesomeness in the world

by Qurtis1 June 25, 2010

hold hands with the general

to give a handjob

She liked him so much she decided to hold hands with the general.

by saqua August 14, 2013

Five Star General

Someone who has had homosexual sex with a member from all five branches of the US Military. Can be all at once or individually.
The homosexual equivalent of The Pentagon

"he's been hanging out at all the military bars. He's going to become a Five Star General pretty soon"

by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020

general jokes

jokes that are general

'this is general jokes man'

by Munsif September 8, 2003

gemelli

Beautiful in the bed, large dick, pudgy

I am such a Gemelli

by doiiii April 16, 2015

The General

Another term for an angry bowel movement.

"Dude, the General's being a complete asshole today."

by Merick September 5, 2007

genalyn

Biggest diva on land won’t touch dirt usually is sassy afraid of puddles usually Genalyn’s are ugly and self center and spoiled

Genalyn wouldn’t touch the dirt today

by Someone who isn’t irrelevant January 30, 2018