fried

A feeling experienced while under the influence of lsd.

Damn I'm pretty fried.

by Chucky D September 12, 2003

then I rolled a five and a two...

An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.

RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...

by Lexical October 15, 2007

Five-Starred

When someone has slapped themself or another so hard they left a full handprint on the skin.

Sarah: Damn, you slapped him so hard he was five-starred!

by Popcorn Pixels July 30, 2015

five nights at fuccbois

its the fuccboi version of horror game five nights at f r e d d y s

its were freddy wants to shit on all of the cameras in order to have i night of debachury

the whole gang (freddy,foxy,chica,and bonnie) must team up to also defeat their toy versions of themselves after shitting on all of the cameras

BOI:yo do u wanna go all five nights at fuccbois in this place

by alaakbar January 28, 2017

Five foot twelve

When you're 5"12, you're tall, but not tall enough to be a MAN and take ALL THE Girls. Also it's a unit of measurement coming at around 182 cm. This is the above avarage height for a man in countries like Bosnia Czechoslovakia Denmark ect.

"Hey dude I'm five foot twelve"
"hahaha I'm six foot zero so I'm much higher than you"

by CurbMan January 6, 2019

Fried Asshole

Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.

He's such a fried asshole, we should've put his ass in that hole.

by Syn Gatton May 15, 2010

Five Blind Mice

This is an extremely complex game. Essentially, two teams of five disrobe. Each team must have three girls and two guys to a team. One team lines up and bends over. The other team's male players are blindfolded and put their manitalia in the "holes" of the other team. They move down the line and after they finish inserting their Johnsons in the other teams, they guess which two on the team were the men, based solely on feeling. Then the take their blind folds off and switch with the other team. An arbitrator is standing-by to guide the blindfolded teammates into the other teams "holes." The arbitrator also talies the score and settles disputes.

At the junior-assistant-principal-club, five blind mice is the game we play.

by BlackSnowMan November 22, 2006