Formspringaphobia

The mysterious, unstoppable fear (shitting of the pants) some Formspring users receive after looking through piles upon piles of hate questions and threats, causing bitching, arguments or more recently, clogging up the damn news feeds on Facebook attempting to somehow miraculously make the person cut their wrists.

Person 1: Aww noo look at all these haters....AHHHHHHH
Person 2: Ooooooh look here see, it says you're going to get stabbed...
Person 3: (in background) those bastards froze my Facebook!
Person 1: I'm so scared oh my God!
Person 2: Dude, I think you've got Formspringaphobia.

by AndrewC1995 May 8, 2011

forestbug

Aka troll. Annoying user on forums, exists solely to annoy people.

"That guy has been forestbugging the catholic church lately"
"Yes, he is a real forestbug."

by allmybasearebelongtoyou February 10, 2007

Forest Romp

A hike in the forest with the intention of getting stoned out of your mind.

Jon: Hey, want to go on a Forest Romp?
Karin: Hell yes!

by Lorca the Great April 27, 2010

farmstress

A lady farmer

That farmstress with her goats is so HOTT.

by rona84 April 12, 2013

Forest Nipples

When a mans only hair on his chest is surrounded by his nipples.

Ew, that guy from the bar last night had totes forest nipples.

by dem00n August 3, 2013

foreskin taco

A taco that uses foreskin as it's shell.

I ate a foreskin taco today from my BF's crotch.

by Sunioncarrot11 January 22, 2014

foreskinnator

The name for the person who has the largest foreskin within his social group. Women included. Only applies if you are not in a Jewish community.

Johns became the new foreskinnator after the sloppy biscuit meeting.

by WaffleIron January 29, 2014