tangled fish

Another word for drunk, intoxicated, hammered, etc...
Caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol.

I drank so much I was like a tangled fish caught in a net.

by Marty08 June 26, 2006

fish wife

A man or woman who collects other people's gossip and spreads it around to all and sundry.

To gossip like an old fish wife

by MalonsMilk June 01, 2006

Gay Fish

One who is a homosexual aqautic creature
and likes to put fishsticks in their mouth.

Kanye West became a gay fish after not understanding young Eric Theodore Cartman's (or Carlos Mencia's???)fishsticks joke. He believed that people were trying to get him to believe that inside he was a gay fish, when infact it was simply a joke

by Kanye West the Gay Fish April 28, 2009

fishing tournament

A competition with a group of guys where the participants goal is to accumulate the most collective poundage of females in one night. Thus, it is beneficial to aim for whales as opposed to regular girls because 1 whale could be equivalent to 3 normal females (actual weighing of girls is optional).

Me and my uncle Jake has a fishing tournament last night. I harpooned my first whale at a cool 195, his at 180. However, his second whale was a blue whale aka the deadliest catch, weighing in at 215. I couldn't compete with my uncle since my second catch was only 170. Total score: Uncle Jake= 395lbs Remulus 365lbs

by Remulus October 15, 2008

Rocket Fishing

The act of exploring the inner tissue of the male urethra with ones pinky finger.

On wednesday, Carl and me were messin' around. One thing led to another, next thing I knew we were rocket fishing! I pulled out and took a sniffy and was appauled to discover that urethra stanks like an olde batch of collard greens!

by Chris Whippel December 04, 2008

like a fish

To sneak behind someone/thing without being seen by anybody

Have you ever seen a fish sneak up behind you? No? Well then. Sneaky must be like a fish
Yes? You mean no.

by Gazza T May 08, 2006

Asian Fishing

When someone who is not Asian, tries to look like someone of Asian descent.
This usually occurs when someone takes the sexualized and fetishized aspects of Asian people and uses it as an "aesthetic" or for their own advantage. Asian fishing perpetuates stereotypes and completely disregards the oppression Asians have faced.

1st person: Hey, are you Asian?
2nd person: No, it's just makeup. But I'm obsessed with Asian culture.
2nd Person: Oh. I thought you were Asian. (their brain: what ...wtf... why they were just Asian fishing)

by fujiye May 30, 2021