Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016

Cradle of Filth

The most awesome band that ever was. If you don't like them you're probably nuts. =P

Cradle of Filth "r0x0rZ my s0x0rZ".

by Superior_to_you December 28, 2005

filthy gypo

An itinerant person of ill repute who is quite likely to be an alcoholic and or drug addict, own a mungeral dog, wear dirty clothes, a soap dodger.A filthy gypo will shit where humans go. live in a dirty smashed caravan or vehicle
Steal and blag money from anyone and start a fight with anyone over anything.

oh look! there's a filthy gypo blagging money, with a can of larger in one hand and a dog on a string in another.

by T moor May 7, 2008

Fifty fuck

It's when small boys buy New Era caps and don't take the fucking authentication sticker off because they thinks it looks shiny and adds expensiveness to their new buy.

"Look at that little kid running with his new New Era cap!"
"Fifty fuck..."

by KHDT October 7, 2010

the Filth

Celtic football club.

The Filth Vs. Rangers at the Piggery.

by Large Jonoo May 23, 2009

Filthy Collins

A sex act wherein the male sits on top of the females stomach. He then precedes to "titty fuck" her, and while doing so, farts on her stomach.
(The act may also be performed female on female,with use of a strap on, or male on male, provided the partners bosoms are large enough to host the act of "titty fucking")

If this includes going past farting, and into releasing excrement, it is referred to as a "Filthy Collins ala king"

Dude, you'll never believe it. I got Laura to let me give her the filthy collins. It sounded like I was opening the world's largest sleeping bag"

"I feel so bad. I was giving her the filthy collins and I totally ala kinged her"

by Ian another name July 28, 2006

read for filth

To 'read' is to harshly critiqued/insult someone with your quick wit. To 'read for filth' is to really lay into someone and verbally (and often humorously), tear them apart.

I don't just read a bitch...I read for filth.

by Maveywavey October 11, 2016