When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Is that what it is?
Hym "HAAAAAAAAA! FAITHBREAKER: ABSOLUTE FORCE!"
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Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭
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Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
she da swaggiest person on da earth
she into that freaky stuff, always spanking people👅 everybody wanna be like pimp daddy faith
she into that freaky stuff, always spanking people👅 everybody wanna be like pimp daddy faith
by clothehoe February 01, 2016
by crusagor May 06, 2024
A phrase used by anti-satanic and anti-pagan religions which basically means don’t give up or it’s not bad worshipping Christ or Allah
Satanist: You’re bad because you don’t worship the apostate of wrath!
Christian: Never lose your faith
Christian: Never lose your faith
by UrNansLifeSupport March 24, 2024
A Destiny Faith DePaul is the sexiest women alive and she has the randomest jokes. She is sometimes awquard but can lighten anyones mood and make anyone laugh!
by Froggie12 July 03, 2012
Such a total drama QUEEEEEN AND SHE HATES JOZEF kinda hot tho also she likes pink so if your a faith you are supa cool and her best friend is maddie fleming
by Faith is very cute June 02, 2022