Fucking Yawn 

An exclamation which is uttered in order to convey the speaker's absolute boredom - usually caused by a situation they involuntarily find themselves in, eg a corporate meeting.

Humour is derived from the fact that yawning is an involuntary act, yet this phrase explicitly names the action rather than performs it - signifying that the speaker wants everyone to now they are extremely fucked off.

Corporate Powerpoint Presentation Type : "So here we can see last years Net Promoter Score broken down by product area, product type and lastly, vendor. Going forward we are looking to move into a more diverse marketing space"

Normal Person : "Fucking YAWN!"

Fucking Yawn by El Ronnoco III August 15, 2011

Fucking the tribe 

When the actions of one person screws over the plans of a group of people.

Joey: Hey can we use your car so we can drive to the frolf course?
Devon: Ehhhh, I don't feel comfortable letting other people drive.
Joey: Dude! You're fucking the tribe!

Fucking the tribe by Derpy eyes November 27, 2011

fucking ninja 

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.

"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja

fucking ninja by Kalikedeshi November 23, 2013

fucking pun 

a play on words which, when used, is a quick way to lose friends.

"Jokes about pirates are off the hook." "was that a fucking pun"

fucking pun by beautiful-psychotic December 22, 2013

Fucking brutal 

The phrase used to describe an act of violence for no apparent reason. This phrase is used in retrospect of what had just happened. This phrase can also be used to describe a person.

Example 1:

Person one: *happily walking down Street *

Person two: *appears from no where and punches person one*

Person one: wtf, that was fucking brutal.

Example 2:

*after previous incident *

Person one: wtf, what was that for dickhead . You're fucking brutal.

Fucking brutal by Thatguy454 May 11, 2015

fucking dip 

someone who is stupid, fucking idot

james was being such a fucking dip in front of the girl because he doesn't know what the hells he doing and needs to ask his best friend, lexie for advice.

fucking dip by crusty salamander November 29, 2016

fucking it down 

An immense amount of rain or snow falling from the sky.

Guys look out the window, its fucking it down with snow!

fucking it down by StephanieTanner February 10, 2017