granny fanny fuck

To fuck an oldie.
Old fuck expired sex 70yr old desperate virgin sex b4 death

Dude? You ok?
"Yeah, i had a granny fanny fuck last night"
Oh shit! How was that?!
"The bitch was 80 man! I had to revive her with my dick!"

by Louis Lostes September 16, 2018

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Fanny Licker Kendal

The unscrupulous dinner lady that also wanted to suck your cock

Fanny Licker Kendal caught us in the math block toilets and tried to preform her act

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

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fanny pack fucker

Fanny pack fuckers are tourists that visit lame towns that THEY think are cool. (:

"OMG look at that fanny pack fucker over there!"

*looks at guy with fanny pack taking pictures.

"What a fanny pack fucker."

by NiaMurder February 8, 2009

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Leopards Fanny Batter

Shock and bewilder your friends when dining out with this amusing and loveable chatchphrase.

Patron: Ooooh, I think I'll have the lamb henrys with a medley of fresh steamed vegatables for my main course, it sounds delicious and I'm just in the mood for a nice bit of lamb.
Matron: Oh yes, I've heard that is superb with a hint of corriander and a side order of leopards Fanny Batter sauce.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

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fanny-ass gay

A person who is being such a twat, penis, arse, or tit that a collection of insults are needed to offend them.

Also can be shortened to F.A.G, or fag.

Stop being such a fanny-ass gay, Mikey.

by =Dean-o= July 29, 2006

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