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English

A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.
by Ellietheelaphant July 10, 2016
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English

English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.
English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.
by PremiumCookie February 18, 2020
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English Teachers

Stupid fat cunt that has nothing going for herself other then that dumpy...
Graduated from an online university with some bullshit degree.
wanted to be a teacher but was too retarded so she settles on english.
Thinks she can restrict us from going out to lunch because she has daddy issues??
Fuck, i hate our new english teachers.
Yea she's got nothing going for herself other then that ass.
Dumb bitch probs got pregnant just to have days off.
by FUCK ENGLISH TEACHERS! September 7, 2022
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English Class

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject
id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow
by toejerk October 9, 2023
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Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021
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English or Spanish

English or Spanish. A TikTok meme that went viral this summer. Basically someone asks English or Spanish and once they answer u say. “First person to move is gay” usually to the song static by Steve Lacy, and everyone freezes. Unless u openly gay
Person 1: English or Spanish?
Person 2: uh… i guess English.
Person 1: first person to move is gay!
(Everyone freezes until the first person to move moves)
by Mr.McChicken June 17, 2024
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English

1. A language treated as a de facto official language by the U.S, New Zealand, Australia, and the UK. It is recognized as a de facto language by multiple countries, though having variations within the rules for each one. It is West Germanic language, which originally began in early medieval England.
2. A term for citizens of England, and the people that reside within that territory.
I speak to all of my associates using the English language, which I use with my fellow historians due to its lineage within early medieval England.

I address all of the people within England as the English. It is a popular term, and well-known term to easily address people within England.
by jjthesteve December 13, 2018
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