Elephant Slovak Cock

David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock

Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant Slovak Cock is so ginormous.

by ATL.CARTIER November 21, 2019

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

Elhaj

1. A man with positive motives and strong beliefs in himself.
2. Cocky male

Only the most elhaj men are successful

by Gimme my Gots June 18, 2018

operation elephant drop

To do something regretful only for the positive consequences

Father: Ok, son, I'm going in for operation elephant drop. You'll have to put up with her for a while.

Son: That's ok dad! She'll make a great mom!

Father: This may be true. She is very rich, but she's too fat to fuck.

by Cheesefist August 14, 2006

deaf elephant

An extremely unbeliaveable excuse for being late or warding off a duty

I won't buy he was late because he lost his carkeys,he's giving us such a deaf elephant

by S.Taha Ghorayshie December 9, 2008

elephant glue

A phrase you mouth to your boyfriend when you want to continue getting ass but dont really love him. When you finally get busted and he accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.

When you mouth "elephant glue" (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your boyfriend it appears as if you are telling him, "I love you."

by gotchaagain August 2, 2010

white elephant in the room

1) A discussion of European or Caucasian oppression of minorities in which a white person is present.

2) One, or few, white person(s) among many members of another race.

3) A morbidly obese white person. (Rare).

Professor: In the 17th century, settlers from Great Britain established a trading relationship with native tribes living in the Northeastern United States. They often extorted and manipulated these tribesmen, using the power of horses, steel armor, and gunpowder, instigating a pattern of tyranny that would characterize the savage white conquest of America.

Frank (stage whisper to classmate): This is awkward...

Professor: Well, I guess that would make you the white elephant in the room, wouldn't it?

by albatrossflyer August 25, 2010