by FannnyBoi November 13, 2018

A Drew is a person that typically has a crush on a girl named Aliza, whom has a pseudonym of "jacket" so as to avoid the scrutiny and "shipping" by the populace.
by Oberst Fischer June 9, 2021

Drew’s are usually stupid, a bad friend and spoiled they will always stab your back and say they didn’t they will lie when they don’t have too and they are rude.
Guy1: Who is that
Guy 2: Idk
Girl: that’s drew my ex
Guy 1 & 2:Really?!?!
Girl: Nah he can’t get no girls
Guy 2: Idk
Girl: that’s drew my ex
Guy 1 & 2:Really?!?!
Girl: Nah he can’t get no girls
by ThatOneFunnyDude December 15, 2018

by Darkai February 7, 2025

Drew is a twonk who wasn't loved at birth, because he was thrown into a bin.
He pretends to be scotish but he is really Apu from simpsons
He pretends to be scotish but he is really Apu from simpsons
by Drewhater123 January 27, 2019

A tall, fat boy from Alabama with usually blonde or brown hair. He is nice but normally a back stabbing bitch who will use you to get what he wants. He’s a fisher who cooks his shit on the toilet and fucks men for fun.
by Bigboss02gang December 9, 2018

Drew Starkey is the sexiest man alive. Like the way I would let this man do unexplainable and ungodly things to me if I was given the opportunity. His walk, his face… OMG his face is just gorgeous. And DONT get me started on that man’s arms. LORDDD i just wanna eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Overall, I just wanna eat this man up through and through like he’s such a slut for being that fine.
I would let Drew Starkey hit me with his car and I would thank him and still be madly in love with him.
by hamzahthefantastic April 16, 2024
