douching around

to partake in asshole behavior to those in a certain vicinity.

Stop douching around you douche bag.

by Zacana Hornbergerking April 29, 2008

Douche-silo

Douche-silo:(1) a common place douche and/or doucher who conglomerates with many other douches to make himself feel better, leads a social group of well known douches. commonly looked upon by his douchetes as bro, but publicly known as just douche.

(2) a popular place crowded with douches, creating aggravated atmosphere amongst common passer-by.

average joe 1: hey bro who's that over there with all those people around him? he looks pretty popular.

average joe 2: nah bro that's just the school douche-silo with all the other douchetes in the school, don't worry about it.

by the123the456 October 24, 2011

Douche Loops

What every douchebag or douchette eats in the morning.

So how was those douche loops today?

by mysterymeat4u November 2, 2010

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 8, 2021

Douche-Loop

The area of Old Town Scottsdale, AZ that consists of nightclubs such as: El Hefe, Hi-Fi, Bottled Blonde and Bevvy. Douchy nightclubs are positioned on a one way “loop” where overdressed drunk people make bad decisions and pay too much for vodka Red Bull’s and Jaeger bombs.

I saw 6 fights and 13 drunks girls crying waiting for my Uber to pick me up from the Douche-Loop.

by Amyblackwellcomedy June 2, 2018

Shitty Douche

A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.

You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!

by HCoS JC December 8, 2014

croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.

I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico

by onslaught94 June 29, 2009