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ding

Commonly ‘be/get dinged /dɪŋd/. One is dinged when one is contacted by the NHS Track-and-Trace app and told to self-isolate following possible exposure to someone with Covid. ‘Ding’ is onomatopoeic after the sound of a smartphone notification.

(This usage is observed in Cambridge, UK, where this entry is written - for the record.)
I got dinged by the app and I’ve no idea why.
by xoxo_c4thy.blo0m_xoxo June 28, 2021
mugGet the dingmug.

Up The Ding

Up The Ding refers to the greatest football team to grace the South of England (Reading Football Club) Up The Shagging Ding
Who’s got the EFL points record? That’ll be Reading FC! Up the Ding!
by Uptheshaggingding January 29, 2024
mugGet the Up The Dingmug.

Dings

Something that is shit or dead
Lil Durk did good but sosa was dings
by SK.Didit February 24, 2022
mugGet the Dingsmug.

Ding Dong Ditcher

A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.

Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”

“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025
mugGet the Ding Dong Ditchermug.

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart
The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding
by The great ud author September 3, 2025
mugGet the Egyptian dingmug.

Ding Dang

Oh gosh, darn it. Used as an expression of disappointment.

darn
Tim- There were no cheeseburger spring rolls at Disney World today!!

Jen- Ding Dang!
by Ravenclaw25 January 13, 2019
mugGet the Ding Dangmug.

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