Schrodinger's Douchebag

When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

(Later that day)

Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."

by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Tubeurlocious Douchebag

An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).

Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.

"Hey I thought you were heading out?"

"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"

"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."

by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 28, 2017

Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndrome

When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.

"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.

by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011

Douchebag

Marco Malacara

Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!

by cam92296 October 6, 2012

Douchebag

Painted chin strap and hard part

Hey you know that Jonathan Williams kid?
Yeah...that douchebag kid right?

by Mike Hunt is a Harry One December 22, 2020

douchebag

Someone who likes to "speak their mind," who thinks that you want to listen to the sound of their voice.

Quit showing off and just pay attention, you fucking douchebag.

by Nogoogleyeyes August 4, 2016

Douchebag

A man who diappoints women.

"what a Douchebag...he doesn't want a serious relationship...".

by Elrick73 June 7, 2018