National Dumb Bitch Day

On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.

fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you

by urdaddy101 March 20, 2019

National Slap Your Sister Day

On October 25th you can slap your sister all you want and you won’t get in trouble.

Hey why is your sister crying

Because I slapped her for National Slap Your Sister Day

by boppotheclown October 24, 2020

nut day

Nut day is the day that celebrates ejaculation, the action of stroking ones penis to cause an orgasm that sends a white liquid to shoot out called sperm, semen, cum etc., and is celebrated on October 22nd every year.

some dude: "dude what day is it?"
some other dude: "its Nut day dude!!"
some dude: "Hell yeah."

by Booty eating bandit October 19, 2018

National Dress Like a Slut Day

synonyms: Halloween, All Hallow's Eve. An American holiday celebrated on October 31 for which women, particularly of the college-going age, dress like sluts by wearing themed costumes.
See "slutty Halloween costume formula."

My girlfriend bought a great French maid costume for National Dress Like a Slut Day; mini-skirt, fuck-me pumps, and fishnet stockings.

by Ronny teh Pir8 January 21, 2009

Love Day

something an athlete posts on their snapchat story, meaning they have a game today

Did you see Jack post love day on his story?

by xXxG4merPr0xXx November 30, 2019

Womb Eviction Day

Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".

Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.

by Hugh Jardon III March 28, 2009

National Smack A Bitch Day

smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”

Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her

Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣

This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me

by Tasia M. April 15, 2019