cousin

someone who is just a complete asshole

my cousin is an asshole

by _ramenoodles_ June 15, 2019

Cousins with Ulysses

Dumbass cousin

Paul is cousins with Ulysses

by Birch1331422 June 19, 2019

Those cousins

The cousins u rarely talk to

Oh it’s those cousins

by Uhurtme August 28, 2019

ur cousin be fussin

The worst insult of all time.

Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)

by XxDiamondDavidxX May 29, 2018

De-cousin

Disowning your cousin

I told my cousin that i will de-cousin him if he lies to me again

by Bush knife bobby April 19, 2018

Cousin

Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything.

OR

Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.

First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along.

Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.

by Litlikeachristmas tree June 23, 2017

Cousin

Someone who 'nothing happens with' but you share a bed with them and kiss from time to time

Person 1: hey, do you and kenzie go out?

Person 2: nah, he's just my cousin

by Theholyscumxx November 6, 2017