A genre of music where people talk about tractor shit and ghetto music, let's go farm with my baby, and drink a beer, everyone hates my music its country but I love
Please turn off that country music garbaduu, it makes my ears bleed, pop and hip hop is better, so please stop dude, I wanna have some good music not country
by Kyle10293 September 14, 2019
Typically referred as a "Poor woman's vibrator" it is usually a Piece of Farm crop or equipment, Typically Corn on the cob for the rough texture or a cucumber/banana if it has not been eaten. Younger rural women prefer it due to the fact that most men are arrogant in that area/undesirable to them. If they have free time on the farm, they will go to a part of the field take a cob and pleasure themselves with it, Then dispose of it when going home or keep it for on the road.
"Due to the lack of desirable men near her and being so far away from the suburbs she went out to the field grabbed a country girls vibrator and went to town"
by The_Criminal66 August 21, 2017
A phrase used to denote that a couple of men, who are both in relationships, are free to act like men and otherwise play and engage in general stupidity.
Taken originally from a skit on the comedy show 'The Kids in the Hall' in which the wives of a pair of married men leave on a short vacation. The two married men are now able to party and generally act foolish, exclaiming, "The wives are gone, we have the whole country to ourselves!" before embarking on an, apparently, nationwide party.
Currently, the term is used on any occasion when a small group of men (not less than two, not more than five) are allowed to generally have a good time because their wives are otherwise engaged.
Note: Often accompanied by an impromptu victory dance, during the saying of, 'Whole country to ourselves!'
Taken originally from a skit on the comedy show 'The Kids in the Hall' in which the wives of a pair of married men leave on a short vacation. The two married men are now able to party and generally act foolish, exclaiming, "The wives are gone, we have the whole country to ourselves!" before embarking on an, apparently, nationwide party.
Currently, the term is used on any occasion when a small group of men (not less than two, not more than five) are allowed to generally have a good time because their wives are otherwise engaged.
Note: Often accompanied by an impromptu victory dance, during the saying of, 'Whole country to ourselves!'
man1: Dude, my wife is going out on girl's night!
man2: I know, -mine is going too!
man1: Looks like-
man1 & man2: -we've got the whole country to ourselves!
man2: I know, -mine is going too!
man1: Looks like-
man1 & man2: -we've got the whole country to ourselves!
by drive-in couch May 29, 2010
Is that act of pretending you are in a sport when really you do what 90% of people looking for a little cardio do when they work out, run a few miles. To be considered a cross country runner, the following must be done: Weigh under 120 lbs (regardless of sex), wear shorts with an inseam of no more than 2", take your shirt off whenever possible to show others your emaciated body stretched over an alien skeleton, hang with only fellow cross country runners (doucheness amplification), make sure that other people are aware of just how much of sport your "sport" is (regardless of that fact that all you do is try to out-exercise a large doucheherd of fellow runners galloping across lawns and wooded areas). See also: jogging and hobby
Bob: Would you rather stick your cock down a rattlesnake's throat or be seen by the girl you like in the vicinity of a cross country team?
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'
I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'
I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.
by kohawk February 11, 2011
Queen Without A Country -- Usually and obnoxiously flamboyant gay man who is fashion-challenged, unattractive, clueless, narcissistic, and totally unaware that he's hated by most of the people he considers friends or acquaintances
Perez Hilton thinks he's HOTT, but GURL, he's so a Queen Without a Country. The same for losers like Johnny Weir and Emanuel Sandhu.
by Mixed Race Kid August 13, 2007
The stage of a hangover where any and all attempts at conversation merely result in grunts of "Oooh, Arrr"
by Lullabytiger April 08, 2013
also known as pretentious keto or gated community keto - the belief that only organic, grass fed, non-artificial sweeteners etc. can be eaten on the Keto diet. Like country clubs, there is a economic barrier to entry for most and once you're in, you realize the people are snobs, you should have saved your money, and you miss your poor friends.
You: I'm on the keto diet! Only organic and clean foods for me!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!
by Jed Edwards August 26, 2018