Colletti-Proof

A term used in the context of protection from a person who is considered destructive, similar to a "Bull in a China Shop". At the minimum, the individual should arrive with a warning label, or a full disclaimer with a disclosure form attached to their shirt.

Before my drunk friend comes over, I need to Colletti-Proof the house.

by BonnieClyde1007 February 17, 2024

Collector Day

April 13th Collector day is the celebration of the best villain in Disney history.

what day is April 13?
Collector day

by PolarAnim April 13, 2024

Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

Connecticut Milkshake

The act of blending butter, feces, and milk, and then consuming it through pumping into the asshole

I was so surprised when Molly actually did the Connecticut Milkshake

by Astronautbox3727 March 20, 2026

Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot

My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot

by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025