One Clit Wonder

When a man luckily gets laid, and has absolutely NO CHANCE of this happening again.... Possible reasons include:

A.he has bad hygeine

B.he suffers with drug addiction, therefore is to high to bone

C.he has discovered new religious views, and will live a demented lifeof celebacy

D.he is turning gay, and would rather be on the recieving end

E.life inprisonment... this man is a sick criminal.. the only action he'll be getting is in the prison shower

F.he's 35 and still lives with his mother... the classic case of being a downright loser. got no money, got no hope... Definately aint got no pussy.

Eddie 'Hey Derek, i finally got laid last night'

Derek 'WHAT??!! you're 35 and you still live with your mom... The three teeth you have left are rotting away... You're broke as hell, and the money you do get is used to fuel your addiction to meth. Not to mention you smell like a dead hobo.'

Eddie 'Ahh dude, i guess you're right.... Looks like she was my one clit wonder'

by 000TwistedFreak October 17, 2010

stiff clit

A ladies version of a boner

That chick has a stiff clitt for that dude

by Ajay1 December 6, 2013

Toad Clit

When a woman's vagina gets really infested with STI's (sexually transmitted disease) and it turns black and gets worts and pimples on it

dude, Lilly had a pitch black "Toad Clit"

by DizzyFizzy July 16, 2015

Pussy/Clit Tickler

A mustache as worn by the Legends of Porn: John Holmes & Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is famous for his Pussy/Clit Tickler!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

rhino clit

a large clitoris that resembles a rhinoceros' horn

"Her rhino clit was bigger than my dick."

by Rihana69 June 27, 2012

grab life by the clit

A common American colloquial phrase, in which one person suggests to or urges on another person(s) that they should do something. Sometimes this advice is giving to get the person(s) to commit to doing sometime dangerous or outside the persons' norms.

The phrase was originally coined in 1995 by life coach & professional actor, Martin Lawrence on the extremely popular television program "Martin". This was the episode that Corey Haim was a special guest star.

Damn Gina, sometimes you just gotta grab life by the clit and enjoy yourself, just like Corey Haim does all the time.
-Martin Lawrence

by jackthegiantkiller March 20, 2010

Suck my clit

1- Abbreviation of "Suck my clitoris". It is an expression girls use in order to ask for a cunnilingus.
2- Also an insult girls use to tell their interlocutor (male or female) to stop bothering them.

Lil Kim - Niggas ain't shit but they still can trick. All they can do for me is suck my clit.

by glompxxgurl January 18, 2011