Carlos

a person who is funny and sometimes sounds like a child

carlos: Hey dud

by pig bb haver November 7, 2023

Carlos

A man who specializes in pleasing MEN and men only. No women in that small brain of his. Carlos loves to chill in hot tubs butt naked at gay bachelor parties and enjoys sweet time to himself reading Fifty Shades of Grey in his bubble bath.

That mf is a carlos.

by Skeezyy November 13, 2023

Carlo

He is a very dumb person but can be very funny at times. They are always super short and annoying.

Greg: Did you see Carlo today in class
Felix: Yeah, he was acting very dumb he yelled at the teacher

by ct_252027 November 16, 2023

Carlo

Carlo is a fat ass bitch, he really has no friends and nobody loves him including his 12 inch fat dick, he has suicidle thoughts every day and only drinks dr pepper and 7-up.

Hey look its a whale! Oh. wait its just Carlo.

by Little niggo January 16, 2024

Carlos Hernandez

Carlos Hernandez is the most handsome beautiful and sweetest boy ever in the entire world he’s funny and have a great personality he’s everything a girl wish they had he’s dating a very lucky girl name Diamond they are ima. Happy relationship he’s loyal and very nice n sweet he makes Diamond smile every day and cry less he’s the best thing that ever happen to Diamond Diamond loves him so much.

Omg Carlos Hernandez is so hot

by Toelicker347 February 1, 2024

Carlos Classic

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).

'During a bois night out'

Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.

Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.

by EI Chapo February 7, 2024

Carlos Kou

Sexy man

Did you see carlos kou? Yeah hes so sexy I want to go out with him.

by Impopster April 28, 2023