Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

Crusty

Highly unpleasant, disagreeable or trashy

Even though it's essential, social media is crusty, crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

Crusty tooty

A mean or annoying person that should leave everyone alone

Person : hey look at that annoying person
Person 2: oh ya he’s a crusty tooty

by Carol_thebomb November 17, 2020

Crusty nan

a nan who has crusty hair, makeup that is not blended and has bingo wings

person 1: “have you seen Ava’s nan?”
person 2: “i know she’s literally the definition of a crusty nan”

by smellywelly16 April 17, 2022

Crusty bin

Well used lady parts, named so owing to crusty, dried man batter clinging to the beef curtains.

I was going to go down on her, but it was such a crusty bin I couldn't bring myself to.

by anonymous July 6, 2021

Crusty

benjamin

benjamin is the reason for the word "crusty"

by chip skylark the third May 12, 2016

crusty nail

Crusty nails is what you have!!

She got crusty nails they funky

by Funkyfunk August 14, 2021