Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.

Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face

by UwU crust July 20, 2019

Crusty Dusty Elbow

it cracks when air touches it

James crusty dusty elbow, exploded in my face when air Jackson farted on james` elbow.

by cat eat`s lion November 1, 2021

Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017

The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".

When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".

by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 9, 2010

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.

I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.

by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015

Crusty

When a person's skin is flaky and rough

Damn, that bitch crusty as fuck

by Coolyo March 8, 2018