Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017

lasagna chop

1. When passing by something that says FedEx on it one person exclaims "lasagna chop" and gives a karate chop across the chest to another person.

2. Lasagna chop is a game very similar to "punch buggy" the difference is you use FedEx as a trigger. Can be a FedEx truck, drop box or sign on a building; anything that had FedEx is a trigger.

History-This game came to be due to the lack of VW bugs and the need to hit ones friends for fun.

Driving by a FedEx drop by James yell out "lasagna chop" and hits Geoff in the chest.

by medicneballer May 21, 2017

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

Charlie Chop

Taking a big piece of wood and dealing somebody in the forehead

I Charlie Chop him for being a jerk, and his head was bleeding!

by tatGekyGuy January 22, 2017

Muffin Chops

Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".

"She is definitely a traditionalist when it comes to sexual appetite... she has muffin chops!"

by Spiffy McFly December 8, 2020

Rakim Chop

The worst chop you’ll ever see in your life If you ever see a nigga with a rakim chop run as fast as you can.

That nigga got a Rakim chop

by Jerky boyz December 16, 2020

gay chops

The one asshole who wants to be your gf/bf and you decline

Don’t want to be your gf/bf gay chops

by #by griffeticrazis October 18, 2021