Carlo

The child who’s parents forgot the “s” on his name. Usually plays rocket league and brags about it.

Help Carlo is coming to brag about rocket league.

by Jackson lives May 12, 2022

Carlos

Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.

''Carlos just stole my bananas and my girlfriend!!!!''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''

by BM Taker September 24, 2022

Carlos

Carlos is so dumb and idiotic but I low-key like him.

Carlos is stupid.

by rawr5938 October 13, 2022

Carlos

Carlos may seem annoying and dumb but he's actually sweet when he wants to be and I like him so it's ok.

Carlos needs help.

by rawr5938 October 13, 2022

Carlo

Blueberry Muffin type of gal

This is jimmy Carlo boii

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Carlos

Carlos has a monster cock, and a lushious beard. Carlos wow's in every aspect, and in bed, and is at minimum packing some 10 inch heat.

Wow! That guy is packing under those Grey sweatpants, he must be a Carlos!

by Lukegotdatcock January 1, 2022

carlo

carlo is the type of person that is super cool and has a warm heart. carlo is strangely in love with chica and he love pizza. carlo also lov rice and cats (not together tho!!!! he dont eat cats.) carlo is super funny and great :D carlo is a great friend and hes so friendly and pure. macie lov carlo!

macie: "carlo is so cool and he is sooo thicc!"
carlo: "chica is so sexyy!!!"

by macelovesbitches January 15, 2022