California Breakfast

n. Coffee and Cannabis Wake and Bake

Sometimes more specifically coffee and a joint, especially when consumed simultaneously as part of one's morning routine.
I don't know how I'd stay sane working at my shitty job without my California breakfast.

or

That's her Sunday routine, California breakfast and the comics.
by k0d3 February 01, 2011
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california scents

SHITTY SHITTY smelling little fertilizer looking shit in a little can that looks like cat food. It makes the room STANK.
Christa walked into the homeroom and covered her nose with her sleeve, eyes watering. She glanced at the California Scents can on the teacher's desk and whined as it was labeled "Lasts 60 Days!"
by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005
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Cypress California

The C-town also where the most deadly of all the suburban gangs come from. Some known as the CYP xSUBS

Xtreme
Suburban
Underachieving
Bastard
Sons

Also Cops have nothing to do here so they pull you over for ghost riding the whip
by BrandenUndead September 07, 2008
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highland california

A city very close to San berdoo that's almost as bad as San berdoo where crips and bloods live.highland is now worse then Compton.
A very crazy city surrounded by crazier cities.highland California is like Compton California in the 90's but worse.
by 909raized December 31, 2014
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california drone

The California Drone is a picutre taken of a UFO. It was supposedly taken by some one that goes by the name of Raji who took the photo on May 16 of 2007. This person is said to have posted it on Criagslist, made one or a couple of email transactions, and then completely dissapeared, closing their email account. It is a large object behind a telephone pole (which is supposed to be infront of Raji's fiancee's parents' home). The object appears to be floating in the sky. It is an open dome with a large prong out the side, and three lesser, but still very large, prongs.
My cousin saw the the California Drone about 4 years ago.
by Dave M. Mustaine March 30, 2008
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California Roll

Specific items.
• Rice
Chopped up fish
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man cums in the middle of the bed, then he injects his tongue in the girls pussy and spits out the fluids where the cum is. Him and the female both make a 360° form around the cum as they scream their favorite foods in pain. Then, their friend who is recording throws in the Rice, and fish at the man and woman. He grabs a handful of Mayonniase and rubs it in and on the field vagina and the mans penis. As they're in a 360° position one of their spines break and their friend takes their shoes and runs off.
Dude 1: Holy shit! Why are you in a wheelchair! What the fuck happened!

Dude 2: Oh shit man.. I'm paralyzed permanently.. Joe took our shoes but damn!! Me and Kayla had a California Roll!
by Boba Gumb September 26, 2015
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California Speed

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"
"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"
by John Hoffman February 25, 2005
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