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Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
by Stir Friday July 19, 2011
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Walter Black

The main protagonist in the film 'Breaking In', the certified hood spinoff of 'Breaking Bad'.
Sam: Bro, I love the new hood classic 'Breaking In'.
Ryan: Same! My favorite character is Walter Black.
by uWas May 21, 2023
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Chef Black

The best rapper to ever exist on planet Earf
Guy 1: What are you listening to?
Guy 2: That chef black fool CRTK GANG IN DIS MF
by Wavegangtrilla October 8, 2018
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Black Summer

Black Summer is your typical "think's she is black" girl but looks fully white. She makes her whole personality about being black but in reality has 5% black in her and is pale as a ghost.
by uncensored black dog April 28, 2022
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Black Obsidian

A code name for a female named after a crystal
Friend: “Did how did your date with black obsidian go.”
Friend 2: “Good!”
by Brickroadhouse November 23, 2022
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Black Friday

Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."

Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"
by Swoleness November 25, 2022
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Black Lazer

Yo wassup guys its Black lazer welcome back to another video.
by Mincraf lets play March 10, 2022
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