I only said he should calm down when he got all biscuit-arsed, ranting that he was calm and I should calm down
by theidiot21 October 28, 2020

by KrispiG June 7, 2007

by this_is_my_name February 8, 2008

I’m gonna glaze the biscuits when Rachel gets home. I haven’t nutted for three weeks. She’s in for some ropes tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Much like the word fanny bandit which refers to people taking it up the ass, or giving it to some one up the ass in a homosexual way, a fanny biscuit is a fanny bandit but that person is much more lame.
yo amir is out there telling some corny jokes to nabil and acting like a tool, man what a fucking fanny biscuit.
by TheRussianBear August 21, 2007

The unpleasant, fleshy goo spilling out from under the backside of short shorts that is reminiscent of uncooked biscuit dough. None but the most gruesome of perverts find this look sexy.
Did you see that woman in short shorts? More of her booty was exposed than covered by them. Her bottom biscuits hadn't even made it to medium rare! I shall never be erect again.
by MooseMousse November 13, 2012

by Podacy January 23, 2009
