birthday festival

A week long festival that takes place around a person's birthday. It usually commences 3 days before the actual birthDAY, and ceases 3 days after.

Also known as "the festival of ME".

The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.

All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.

1. "Yo beeeatches, it's MY birthday festival, and you will drink cocktails out of my boot, if I say so"

2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.

by The Shonk-meister February 11, 2018

birthday money

drug money.

hey, i got some birthday money, you selling?

by sloppy josie April 16, 2019

birthday bang

To bang someone as a birthday gift, or on the occasion of their birthday

Hey, happy birthday! Wanna go for the birthday bang? 😈

by alexyz41 May 8, 2020

Birthmonth

The month that shall be celebrated that contains the day in which you were born, for example if you were born June 28th you must celebrate all of June by being extra nice to that person because you love them and are a good boyfriend. Also you get them flowers because girls like flowers

“Ah yes babe I love you so we shall celebrate your birthmonth”

“Also babe I got you some flowers”

by Lindsey_birthmonth June 2, 2020

Birth Control Roulette

A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!

Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide

by psuedonym jones April 15, 2021

birth rape

Being born against your consent.

I didn't want to be born, I was birth raped into existence.

by yes it's true July 3, 2022

bleach-birth

An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. Used primarily to "clean the freckles" from the child, as to maintain its purity. Has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.

" Scrub оно. Scrub оно harder." " Они aren' t приходя off." " Что? " " Они aren' t приходя off." " Harder."

отбеливать-рождение
(TRANS: bleach-birth

"Scrub it. Scrub it harder."

"They aren't coming off."

"What?"

"They aren't coming off."

"Harder."
))))) END

by merfdiezel February 23, 2009