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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

bagel

he is bagel, his life is a memecord reference

guy1: whos the worst memecord mod?
guy2: that would be bagel

by THISTHIS October 7, 2021

Bagel

Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist

Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports

by Number1KazzaFan May 16, 2023

Bagel

Penis, cock, wiener, johnson,

Eat a bagel

by Yourstrulyfromtheheart May 20, 2020

Big Apple Bagels

An American franchised chain of bakery-cafes based in Deerfield, Illinois. Coffee, along with a variety of other related products are sold

Big Apple Bagels are the best.

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022

yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.

Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.

by Jopronas August 21, 2022

czechoslovakian everything bagel

A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.

"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"

"I did, totally brutal dude."

by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 21, 2024